Guy-"I'm gonna walk into a Jewish church and throw a penny on the ground and see who dives first!"

Guy-"so I showed her my nipple."

girl1- so what you're saying is if you need a shower and it's raining outside, you wouldn't go outside and take a shower?" guy-"no... I wouldn't..." girl2-"weren't we talking about plants?" girl1-"yes we were but I stepped it up a notch!" girl2-"you made it dumb..."

setting: outside on a dark hay ride

girl1- "That light is so cool!"

girl2- "Yeah, you can see all the little dust particles!"

girl1- "And if we're lucky a spirit will pass through it!"

guy- "Uh uh, no dude. Don't give me anything else, I've killed three Mountain Dews already."

girl- "Did you know that pumpkins are racist?"

girl- "No! Don't even look at me! See my voice and hear my face!"