Tweens and Teens Say the Weirdest Things: June 2014

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Guy-"I'm gonna walk into a Jewish church and throw a penny on the ground and see who dives first!"

Guy-"so I showed her my nipple."

girl1- so what you're saying is if you need a shower and it's raining outside, you wouldn't go outside and take a shower?" guy-"no... I wouldn't..." girl2-"weren't we talking about plants?" girl1-"yes we were but I stepped it up a notch!" girl2-"you made it dumb..."

About

Hey! I thought I should tell anyone who's reading this what this is all about and what will be posted. This is the product of many odd things that we hear others say, we want to share them with you and hopefully get a few laughs out of the process. What my secretly hired

Team and I do, is we go about our normal business listening for anything from our classmates that stands out as weird or funny. We try to be as discrete as possible when retrieving these quotes, writing them down on worksheets, scrap paper, or a small notepad, so that no one notices. Then my Team reports back to me and I post it for you to enjoy. There won't be any names posted in these just in case you may know us or the people so kindly giving us the wonderful words. There also won't be any profane words in these posts, I'm not saying that the quotes themselves didn't originally have these words in them, I'll probably just change the word and put it in stars or something to that effect. Feel free to ask questions and make suggestions, I will be reading the comments. I hope you like all this stuff, there should be plenty of it!

- KC